*playing D&D. Having just created a siege catapult, with hollow wooden sphere ammo filled with 99 flasks worth of Alchemists fire via the use of many high level spells, in a campaign where 1's are a -10, instead of auto miss*
Right. So, to hit, I need to roll anything but a 1?
I cast true strike.
So then he goes, YOU SHALL NOT PASS, and I say "I've got WINGS? I can FLY?" It was hilarious! The dwarf was tough, but the elf was delicious and they had some men and these four bite-sized guys, too. The wizard was fuming when I flew off.